Climate change is definitely not a linear progression.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest creation since cheese gimbap.
Foot massages = instant happiness
Restrooms should not be hidden in a corner of the second floor.
Exercise is a whiny, attention-seeking, and high-maintenance (but ultimately loyal) friend. (Our relationship’s been on the rocks lately, but we reconnected at Lifetime last week.)
Nothing is permanent. Until it involves A.K.
Shipley’s is a divine gift to the people of Houston.
Foolishness is sometimes purity in disguise.
I will probably graduate college with no marketable abilities.
