Friday, January 8, 2010

A few things I’ve been reminded of this break

  • It’s never too late to start the night.
  • It’s never too late for banana pancakes.
  • Climate change is definitely not a linear progression.
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest creation since cheese gimbap.
  • Foot massages = instant happiness
  • Restrooms should not be hidden in a corner of the second floor.
  • Exercise is a whiny, attention-seeking, and high-maintenance (but ultimately loyal) friend. (Our relationship’s been on the rocks lately, but we reconnected at Lifetime last week.)
  • Nothing is permanent. Until it involves A.K.
  • Shipley’s is a divine gift to the people of Houston.
  • Foolishness is sometimes purity in disguise.
  • I will probably graduate college with no marketable abilities.
  • Fortes fortuna adiuvat.