- "I feel like...with a whale."
- If there's anything I learned from Citibank, it's how to leverage shit.
- What's life come to when you can't antagonize municipal employees?
- IBG YBG.
- Coast Guard: Holy crap dude, that's not a mayday.
- MVP - John Walter Wayland, Jr.
- Catholics are going to heaven the same way they came to America.